Jesus Christ the Mets blow. The only team they can beat are the Yankees. Fire Willie. Cut loose Omar. Shoot Delgado in his head. Quarter Castillo. Gas Heilman. Send Reyes to obedience school. Trade Beltran. Put Alou in a wheelchair and roll him off the Brooklyn Bridge. Let's face it-- this season is OVER-- so let's try and enjoy it-- bring up Tobi Stoner-- the blazing star for the A ball St. Lucie Mets! The Mets have already hit rock bottom so there's no time like the present to get high!

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