Dear Omar:

Nuff already. We all know you went to Newtown High School-- now start acting like it. Start acting like the late and great fellow Newtown alumni Johnny Thunders-- and waste the fuckin future on present pleasures! Trade the farm for Santana! Yeah, Met fans are Born to Lose and the plaster's falling of Shea Stadium walls and we're all crying in the shower stalls and this summer's gonna be hot as a bitch and we all shoulda been rich (like Wilpon) but we're all diggin this fuckin Yankee ditch-- so cook up the trade and shoot us up some Santana!

Love,

Bad Mets

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