This just in. According to shemale expert George Kaplan, the tale of Maine and dress was true. Kaplan has been following this lead for months. In fact, due to many vices = no money, Kaplan was the one who leaked the story to Page Six. But just you wait: Auditions for Kaplan’s ballet, I First Laid Eyes on She-John in Bagel Oasis, start next week.

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