ONE OF THE GREATEST CULTURAL DISASTERS IS ABOUT TO BE COMMITTED:
THE DESTRUCTION OF SHEA STADIUM!
THERE IS NO PROTEST AGAINST THIS COSMIC CRIME; WE ARE STRAW MEN WHO SIT SILENTLY AS THE HISTORY OF THE NEW YORK METROPOLITANS IS TORN DOWN IN FRONT OF US! WHY DO WE SIT IN AWE AS THE SHRINE WE ALL WORSHIP IS TORN DOWN AND DISCARDED LIKE SO MUCH GARBAGE?! STEP UP AND GET YOUR MIRCOCHIP PLANT!
Arise true Mets fans! Let us crash Heaven into Hell and Save Shea stadium! I know the place sucks and we need a new ballpark but let’s be unrealistic and fight the corporate takeover over a corporate entity. We must save Shea at all costs. They tell us the new ballpark will be smaller, better, more fan friendly. I am sure they are right.
But if you are an unrealistic, bored, Philip K. Dick reading, uncaring, THIS IS SPARTA Mets fan maniac then join our adventure to save Shea Stadium. We won’t win but what else is new? This is actually our slogan:
SAVE SHEA STADIUM!
WE WON’T WIN
BUT WHAT ELSE IS NEW?
Join our Foundation! And receive ridiculous poems about revolution and corporate greed and an all-cotton T-shirt screaming SAVE SHEA STADIUM! with either a noose or a guillotine screaming:
WE WON’T WIN
BUT WHAT ELSE IS NEW?
Give us money ($15) and we’ll make you the coolest paranoid Mets fan on the block!
Email BadMets.com for more information about the formation of this underground cult to save Shea Stadium.
© SAVE SHEA FOUDATION 2007
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